Celebrate Ocean Month!
“NOW, THEREFORE, I, JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR., President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2021 as National Ocean Month. I call upon Americans to take action to protect, conserve, and restore our ocean and coasts.”
The ocean makes us happy, kids make us laugh. What better way to celebrate our marvelous ocean than to invite children to write about it!
Children’s Writings About the Ocean
Writing by children is often fresh and unrestrained bringing us great insight and sometimes great humor. It’s a wonderful unplugged activity for your children when staying at Abalone Bay. Here are a few facts about the ocean seen from their perspective.
Are you also a writer? Then you may want to consider writing about the ocean at our Vacation Rental in Sea Ranch, Abalone Bay. Learn more about how to set up a writer’s retreat here.
The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don’t drown I don’t know.
(Bobby, age 6)
If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island.
If you don’t have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.
(Mike, age 7)
This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly, age 6)
Oysters’ balls are called pearls.
(Jerry, age 6)
Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson .
She’s not my friend anymore.
(Kylie, age 6)
A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy, age 8)
When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn’t blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans.
(William, age 7)
Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?
(Helen, age 6)
Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher, age 7)
When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.
(Kevin, age 6)
On vacation, my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won’t do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass.
(Julie, age 7)
Children Explore, Experience, Enjoy Sea Ranch
We’d love to read what your children write about their ocean experiences at Abalone Bay.
Check out our booking calendar here and plan for writer’s getaway for you and your children.